Kansas City Seesaw

A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!

by Gill T. February 5, 2010

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polish seesaw

when someone is having a threesome and the girl goes in the middle while one guy shoves it up the coochie and the other guy rams the ass while the girl goes back and forth

dude i just did a polish seesaw last night, it was magical

by bloody vibrator January 16, 2014

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Anal Seepage

Is my best friend.

Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"

Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"

by itsjacksond00d December 31, 2009

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semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008

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