scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 28, 2003

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

by just me March 23, 2004

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

scrumpet

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

scumpty

smut,whore,property of tha hood,tool,hoe,also can be known as a pop

yo this scumpty jus gave me head

by bigdeucejunior July 26, 2009

scrumpable

A girl that you wanna fuck in general

She is so scrumpable, i wanna bend her over this table.

by bobisafag February 6, 2009