Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.

Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.

by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.

see above duh!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 13, 2004

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol

im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 16, 2004

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

chicken scratching

To flinch, or twitch uncontrolably falling to sleep, or while semi-concious.

"That crack head is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

"Spoky is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

by Leon "rinse burger" May 13, 2004

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003