Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014

Scrote Mahag

someone who is ugly

that girl is an absolute scrote mahag

by tambap November 25, 2011

scroted

When someone pulls off something so wild, brave, or just straight-up legendary that they’ve clearly got massive balls and are borderline GOAT status.

"Bro walked into the board meeting, called out the CEO, and got the whole team a raise. Straight-up scroted."
"She hit that last-second shot like it was nothing. Scroted behavior, for real."

by coffee_glizzler December 11, 2024

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Scroted

Verb - To make dirty, or smeared

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.

Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!

by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018