Scroatmeal

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.

Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.

by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014

scroat lick

someone who licks balls.
extreme ass kisser.

that guy's all up on the bosses sack, He's a scroat lick......

by Richard Stanley May 14, 2006

groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat

when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means

by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 25, 2010

scrodom

The place between the nutsack and the butthole.

Why don't you shave the hair on ur momma's scrodom?

by poepoe25 December 28, 2005

scroached

A person who gets narced on and goes and hurts the person after it is done.

1. That Nick Dipetro narced on Bill and he went and scroached him until he died.

by Weedsmoker March 12, 2008

Sally-scroodle

to get oral sex from a girl

Jess: "She gave him some sally-scroodle after school"
Brian: "Damn...i'd like some bobby-scroodles right now"
Jess: "Aw, dude! you're a fag!"

**search for bobby-scroodles def.***

by Glammerz September 3, 2005

SCRODUM CHEESE

The white/yellow substance on your scrodum. comes from not washing your balls.

May i have scrodum cheese for dinner oscar asked?

by PS360WEHATERS March 6, 2008