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Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.
Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”
by Jeff_- December 13, 2020
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Silent Screamer

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 20, 2021
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Rooftop Screamer

An individual who seeks out elevated spaces in order to make public declarations concerning their love for another.
He stood proudly atop the gently sloping roof of his family home, taking only a brief moment to allow evening air to fill his lungs.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.
by A professional ghoul June 4, 2021
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Nagasaki Screamer

A man inserts wasabi into a woman’s anal cavity. He then puts his penis in her mouth. She screams. Choking on his yum yum sauce.
“Bro I have my girl the Nagasaki Screamer last night.”

“No way you dirty dog
by Skeezy September 9, 2021
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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Floor Scraper

It’s like a wall scraper but sideways. Used for scraping the floor.
Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.
by UrMommaHomo69 March 31, 2022
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scraper on dubs

a bucket you put 20 inch rims so to make the bucket look less crappy.
John drove up in his scraper on dubs.
by fytydddty January 31, 2006
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