derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.

hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003

finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008

Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

scooter fags

Scooter Fags mainly live on the eastern coast of Australia mainly in the far north of Queensland and have slicked back hair and go to the skate park everyday after school with their scooter fag buddies and think they're top shit.

Scooter Fag 1: Oi bro wanna go to skate park today after school I got a sick new razor deck it's Hella lit broooo *slicks hair*

Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.

Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off

Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.

by Birdss August 5, 2018

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009