Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009

scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

by marx_01 October 20, 2005

scooter faggot

A person who rides a scooter. I'm a squiggly little snake hssssssssss

That scooter faggot cut me off

by Bmxfaggot May 26, 2017

Scooter cooter

Lesbian that rubs (scoots ) cooter (vagina) against partners cooter.

Hey man did ya see that scooter cooter at the store.

Yeah, we know which way her door swings !

by Wisdom7 May 24, 2017

scooter skank

A skank who moves from cock to cock so swiftly it may lead one to believe that she occupied and or is occupying a scooter

Mary aint nothin but a scooter skank

by biggmike February 8, 2009

scooter snake

a 5 year old kid that gets in your way when your doing a mad banger for a edit or something like that

‘snake gets in the way’ stop snaking me ya snake like honestly go somewhere else

scooter snake

by scooter faggg December 20, 2019