schmegplant

A plant native to the Middle-East of the family Schmegmaceae. Used as a substitute for Chicken Parmigiana for people who enjoy eating things that taste like Schmegma.

Could you please use Schmegplant instead of chicken because I enjoy the taste of dick cheese.

by cheezuz October 21, 2010

Schneg

is when one tries to shake the lingering fart smell from their pants.

A friend of mine tried to schneg the smell away but it kept following him.

by quevo8 June 19, 2014

schmegma

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

by YOUR MOMS FAT CROTCh August 15, 2003

schmeg

semen (n)
ejaculation (v)

It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.

by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004

Schleg

A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.

Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.

by zors November 27, 2010

schmegma

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 9, 2003

schiggidy

schwam schloopda schwing schwam shlooda

schiggidy schiggidy schwa

by schwa November 1, 2004