dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

shcplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa!

stupid way to say hey to all your pathitic friends so they have no idea what you are talking about and you sit there for how long explaining it to them when finally you give becuase your friend is to stupid to no the meaning hahah acually it doesn't mean that at all

hey schplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa!

by ditzy December 13, 2003

hmwaaaah scheeee

sound like a 1940's gangster

"hey stop talking like that"

"stop talking like what copper? hmwaaaah scheeeeee!"

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

Scheezewacker

Vagina, or the vagina opening

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.

by Alex Levin November 26, 2003

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

Scheer

Scheer is a really cool and funny girl. Sometimes sarcastic.

Hey, Scheer! Wassup?

by Amy3424321 January 1, 2012

schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted

friday night, we sippin' schevitz in da club

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011