Sammich

A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.

Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-

by SammichEaterrr January 20, 2011

sammich

A food that anorexic women desperately need.

Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!

by Stanmoore October 5, 2007

Sammich

An amazing delight consisting of two overweight fat males in overcoats wearing a fedora named Samuel sandwiching any human being or animal.

Samuel: Hey do you want to come over later to sammich. Lama: bahhhhh Samuel: sooooooo ..... yes?

by ImSodaPressed June 24, 2018

Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.

Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.

by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011

Sammich

A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.

the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!

by icebluecan June 30, 2012

sammich

A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns

Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said

by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

Slamwich

A sandwich made really fast, or slammed together, usually during a commercial break.

"I'm really into this show, but I'm starving!"
"No worries, next commercial I will make you a slamwich!"

by PurpleAnkh February 18, 2010