Safety Tip

the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.

Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!

by Drumbelievable August 20, 2009

Safety Third

The old expression means; whatever it is you are doing, it first and secondly ain't safety.

The roofing crew will be on the project tomorrow regardless of the potential for ice overnight, safety third.

by COTrapper March 23, 2022

Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex

Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares

by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017

Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008