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Swifter

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"
by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013
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shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum
During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos
by Shifty snake February 4, 2017
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Swifterbal

Broodje bal met extra veel saus
Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.
by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022
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Trailor swift

a female who was pretty but let themselves go downhill in a short period of time from heavy drug use in most cases.
wow have you seen emily? she is looking like a "trailor swift" these days!
by faceman86 January 2, 2021
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swift

Man, that's swift!
Greer said the swiftest thing the other day.
by Chavalavadingdong May 9, 2005
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Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
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