Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

by Lambda70 April 25, 2021

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023

Left Swipe That

When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"

Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking

Patrick~ Left swipe that!

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

SWIPEOUT

An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Dang I cannot buy any more condoms My card is useless, I have had a swipeout.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

side swipe

when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!

side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions

by Logics ally January 12, 2011

Courtesy Swipe

The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.

That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth

by So wrong December 15, 2008

Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."

by Brammic October 29, 2014