Sheggings

Male, althletic leggings worn rolled up to ones knees in a pirate-esque style . Usually observed on chav like creatures at the back of a bus, McDonalds or a park bench. Often paired with Nike trainers . Half shorts, half leggings.

Oi Bruv, those sheggings really show off your sick ankles, innit.

by Droopyyy August 16, 2019

smeggly

a word used to describe someone short and fat, usually someone who wears glasses and thinks far too highly of themselves.

you seen that michael gove on telly? smeggly little weirdo isn’t he.

by markooooooo October 21, 2020

Smeggery

the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals

¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom

jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell

by ballchedder November 30, 2020

Sneggit

A small item that doesn’t belong/needs removed

You have a sneggit in your eye

by Normypuss February 14, 2021

SKEGG

A caged egg from stevenage chicken, fed on cold pieces of asphalt for approximately 3 years. The egg is fried on a dirty griddle with spit used as the based on which to fry it. Once cooked the egg is transported to skeggy/Skegness where dorris puts her dog end in it creating a wholesome delicasiousey, called skegg. Perfect for those trying to beat addiction.

Often served on butter less toast,earning the name skegg on toast, however can be served with any meal.

The meal was once the most popular dish in the North of England but the closure of the Pitt coinside with the loss of popularity with the once superb British dish.

by Penispasty April 19, 2021

Seggsydyke

They are an eternal being worthy of praise and worship. Her word is law. Dare to defy seggsydyke and you will face punishment that involves watching riverdale until you become straight

I sacrificed my twice removed cousin that likes me in order to please my ruler seggsydyke

by L’s feet July 22, 2021

SEGGAUSSY

Sega and ussy made by me in discord sonic rp. I am so sorry sega.

Woah what the heck is a SEGGAUSSY.

I don’t know OH MY GOODNESS SEGA FUCKING LEFT NEW SEGA GAVE BIRTH TO MODEN SONIC WITH SEGGAUSSY AND IS PAYIJG CHILD SUPPORT) here’s some lines from the rp

by Beep boop. January 27, 2022