suck the dick of life

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.

'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.

by john916 September 2, 2010

Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

suck a dick bitch

When you ask a girl nicely to suck your dick.

A reply that is used when someone offends you.

Hey you bitch! Suck a dick bitch!

Suck an alien dick bitch!

Suck my dick, you stupid bitch!

by SAADB July 4, 2014

suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008

Dick Suck

What suge knight is best at.

by Snoop Dogg August 21, 2003

Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 6, 2010

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 6, 2006