I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021

stelling

The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.

Stelling Banjos = SEX

by Bluegrass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2008

Political Trolling

Verb: The act of using emotions, lies, false accusations and broken logic to undermine your opponent and win an argument in a political arena. This often involves twisting various sources, such as religion, to look like they say that your views are right.

Motives include, but are not limited to: For money, power, fun and for the lulz.

Noun form: Political Troll

See also: Troll Politics

Friend: "Why would that senator say that the president is from Mexico?"
Guy: "It doesn't matter, he's just political trolling."

Buddy: "Dude, that guy could not possibly be that stupid!"
Pal: "What do you expect? He's a political troll."

by pugspugspugs90 May 9, 2011

keep scrolling

A term used to tell someone to move on.

Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.

To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.

'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.

Status update: Favourite movies? Go.

Comment: Twilight

Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

stalling

when you are walking and someone in front of you is walking at a slower pace, but you can't pass them. So you're stuck behind them almost walking backwards.

I was stuck walking behind a slow walker. I could not pass her, people were blocking my way. I couldn't move forward, I was stalling.

by stephantics November 9, 2011

trolling

trolling is the act of stating completely true facts inside a forum or thread. The act of trolling is often looked down upon because other people don't like it when they are told they are wrong. A troll is simply some one who states true facts in the attempt to make the world a better place

All people reading the above statement were a subject to trolling.

by stolendreams July 16, 2011

Stalling

When a person is embarrassed by taking a dump in a public restroom and hides in the stall until everyone else leaves the bathroom.

Did you notice that Doug finished taking a nasty crap in the bathroom and was stalling until we left?

Ed kicked the outside of the stall door in a panic, "Jim, come out! I really got to poo! Everyone knows you just took a nasty one, why are you stalling?"

by EDDIEFM October 2, 2013