stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes

Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.

That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.

by phenomenonn March 12, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017