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Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.
Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.
by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009
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museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
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stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point
If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.
by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016
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Stiff cocks

An object that I’ve shoved up my arse also something you never see.
Objects that I’ve shoved up my arse. Stiff cocks
by OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED MY ASS October 30, 2023
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Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.
That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.
by phenomenonn March 12, 2017
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Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.
G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.
by Daddy time April 1, 2021
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stiff wood

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood
by stiffwood November 4, 2019
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