Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

Status Fight

A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.

Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.

At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.

by jomama217 November 29, 2010

Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

Status Angel

A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.

Aww, he's your status angel!

by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010

status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.

"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."

by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009

Status gossip

When someone gets information off your Facebook status and tells someone else the said information.

Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."

John - "How did you know that?"

Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."

by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009