Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011

Starked

To be slaughtered relentlessly and without warning, such as the family from Game Of Thrones

Scott totally Starked that hooker's poopshoot

by Fishlips McGee June 3, 2013

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

starter marriage

Refers to a married couple who probably does not plan on staying together: a "warm up" to a future relationship for both partners. It focuses on convenience instead of commitment.

A starter marriage is the dumbest thing ever. It's an oxymoron becuase the word MARRIAGE infers staying together permamantly. If you don't plan on staying together, why get married? Just break up and stop wasting each other's time for real relationships.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

starter kit

Jewelry, apparel, accessories or bling that suggest an affiliation with a culture or lifestyle, or fanaticism with a celebrity associated with these items.

Lakewood Mall is all jewelry stores and athletic clothing; it would be a good place to buy your Mister T starter kit.

by ulyssesjoseph November 26, 2009