stand on it

1. to accelerate in a speedy or aggressive manner

Geez Johnathon, you better stand on it if your going to get away from the cops.

by James Buckwalter January 14, 2009

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

Stand on the taps

A really bad shower that is more of a trickle than a proper shower.

Normally this involves a shower head that is over a bath, hence why you have to stand on the taps.

"I'm off to stand on the taps at Jamie's"

by SausageFingers July 19, 2009

Stand in husband

A guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he's out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don't fuck her while he's gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can't fuck his wife because it's okay because there best friends.

John is a stand in husband this week.

by Deep blue 2012 January 20, 2010

stand-up therapy

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.

Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018

Stand by fuck

A guy or gal who lurks around your boyfriend/girlfriend and serves as a stand-by fuck when you two aren't together.

Wow dude, that Chris Lucero is a real stand by fuck - he fucks your girl every time you guys have a fight.

by believergeliever July 1, 2011

Stand Up Jack

The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.

Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.

by John McKay April 6, 2004