A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.
I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.
by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016
Get the spud knuckle mug.A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 3, 2019
Get the Spuds McFuton mug.Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Get the Spud neek mug.the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.
person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011
Get the spud slingin mug.Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
by Spunkwood November 19, 2010
Get the Spud Tickler mug.guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
by kent vandals September 23, 2013
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