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Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by boggler November 3, 2023
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splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.
My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert
by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024
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splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.
Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.
by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017
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splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.
God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.
by Hellsprung December 6, 2017
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Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!
by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023
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Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.
by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025
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splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
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