Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette

Sofa needs some help.

by AcousticAutism November 30, 2020

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

by hather88 January 13, 2023

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by anonymous February 21, 2022