DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

SoraSafe

Former Safety Queen of Habbo Hotel UK. Her reign ended soon after Cheezy2 came along and sabotaged her empire.

Xx6.JeRri9.xX: F.UCK ALL U n00bz
SoraSafe: Such condescending insolent behaviour is not tolerated!
Xx.6.JeRri9.xX: oh f.k u sl.ut
SoraSafe: :ban x 1000000000
Xx.6.JeRri9.xX: o

by Asher Habbo August 21, 2006

Softsoap

the best brand of soap since ever

oh my gosh becky you have softsoap oh my gosh

by liken March 4, 2005

sofa-ed

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

by bushbabie from miss whiplash March 27, 2007

SofaKingWeeTarded

So Fricking Retarded

you know man you are sofakingweetarded

by _VB_ aka Derrick January 24, 2009

sofasloth

a much lazier version of a couch potato.

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."

by junebuggie March 10, 2009