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Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.
ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.
by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010
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smooth jerk

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow
by samkon gado September 29, 2007
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Sashimi Smooth

A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.

It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.

This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.

Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
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Tomko Smooth

To be excessivly smooth with the ladies. A surprisingly sexy individual.
That CSF party sucked but he was still Tomko smooth.
by velocarapperstyle December 9, 2008
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Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
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Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.
Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.
by ErIk10891000 November 22, 2020
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captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
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