Smitty

A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs

Man that smitty is really getting into it

by Nut_Buster April 13, 2017

Uber Smitten

To be interested or taken with another person to the highest degree. This has nothing to do with kittens.

I initially liked George, but now I am uber smitten with him.

by ChicagoCindy May 4, 2009

smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014

Tall Smitties

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range

DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

smetty balls

1. sweaty, smelly balls.

After a long, gruelling day at work, Mark realized he had a case of smetty balls.

"Hey hunny, smell my fingers!"
"Hell no, you just scratched your balls!"
"Oh come on, just smell them!"
*sniff*
"OMFG dude you have some rauchy, smetty balls! Go take a shower you nasty freak!"

by Illusive Zee May 10, 2006

smitty

a vagina

stop scratchin your smitty!

by lucasxsoccer101 April 23, 2009

Gun Smutting

looking at guns and ammo to the point of having a sexually pleasure

using a gun for or during intercourse

I've been gun smutting all night

my girlfriend loves it when im gun smutting

by blacky523 January 28, 2010