Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023

shrimp boat

A term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty bitches vagina.

Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

shrimp vibes

When a guy just gives you shrimp vibes

Becky :tell him to send

Maria :idk he gives me shrimp vibes

by Gump July 29, 2020

shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

by JonasV May 31, 2016

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

Shrimp Fuck

A sexual act where a male places a pink condom over the head of a woman (aka The Shrimp) and then pierces the condom with two straws in the nostril orifices. The male then ties the female’s hands behind her back and places her on all fours. He then penetrates her from behind and holds on the bound hands so her head bobs up and down like a shrimp out of water. The same act can be performed anally which is known as a 'Dirty Shrimp Fuck' or a 'Derby Shrimping'.

"I met this girl in a bar last night"
"Did you fuck her?"
"I only went and Shrimped her"
"Shrimp Fuck...nice!"

by Stephen224 August 22, 2007

shrimp cocktail

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

by Daddywatchcaptain January 15, 2009