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Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"
Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual
by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023
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sergio sandwich

a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two
person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
by sergio sandwicher April 1, 2024
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Dirty Sergio

Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.
Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.
by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020
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Riya + Sergio

They have the best hits and are 100% cute if they are a Riya + Sergio
They are also both cerebral
N: Did you see those two?
A: Yeah they were totally groping each other! Must be a Riya + Sergio!
N: I wish we could be like that.

A: let’s start watching Ted in the grass then!
by Mista pretty boy swag October 12, 2022
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you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....
"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
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Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!
by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019
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