Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 16, 2011

scottish bobsled

getting fucked from behind right in the ass while the fucker and fuckee are both wearing kilts.

Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.

by pepe July 31, 2004

Scottish skirted

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.

"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"

by K-Dub & J-Dub March 19, 2007

Scottish Goodbye

Flashing the party your dick on the way out.

ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.

by Parkaaa June 22, 2018

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.

Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it

by uber-delphi magus October 10, 2010

Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

by Cofresi October 17, 2011