Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.

Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020

slut scarf

the slut scarf is a scarf usually of poor quality and terrifying design, comprised of low-level fabric choice and used as a discussable ornament. it is, obviously, as defined, worn by sluts.

can be used as a bait or lore in finding potential mates, usually drunk and/or easily persuaded men in desperate need of instant copulation. the scarf is thus akin to the red light you'd find outside of a whorehouse.

not only did she go home with him, but she left her slut scarf behind on purpose, so he'd call her back.

by jessequa April 5, 2011

Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.

Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.

by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012

olive scarf

When a woman lets loose with diarrhea when sitting on the face of her partner.

"Man, that chick gave me an olive scarf"

by meckie November 3, 2013

winter scarf

If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."

That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.

by Mikecross84 September 13, 2015

sack scarf

When one is to tea bag the nape of another's neck.

Oh sh*t that guy just got sack scarfed!!

by FinnyMar March 12, 2017

Pink Scarf

A freak or someone who’s dirty/nasty/

Omg I can’t be live you’d send me a 🍆 you pink Scarf

by Swagbih March 20, 2018