ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.

My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

by Sasparilla Cumsquat February 11, 2015

Scandalmonger

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.

Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!

by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016

scandler

A Finely thin slice of something.

Wow bro those potato scandlers were the bomb.

by Dog humper April 8, 2017

Sandal Whacker

A girl who gives very aggressive handjobs, relieving their built up frustration.

I was with this girl on the weekend, she was a right sandal whacker, and now my dick hurts man!

by Fudge Krinks March 22, 2020

Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.

Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!

by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008