sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

salford suitcase

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.

(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.

Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,

Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.

by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018

Stanford Sierra Camp

A very white camp in California near Lake Tahoe. Has lots of rich kids from prominent cities, mainly Palo Alto or anywhere in SoCal. The are good looking and there is never a shortage of sluts and ho’s

Lindsay: Hey I go to Stanford Sierra Camp!
Michael: Your a dick

by skinnywhiteass November 11, 2018

Salford Bricking It

Tommy Fury’s version of shitting it

‘I’m Salford bricking it’

by Cloggydon July 11, 2019

Stanford type A aortic dissection

An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta

Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!

by Nosexualmisconductallegationss October 1, 2019

Safford Arizona

The ghetto state, if you were born in this state then you are most likley livng in florida now lol

Safford Arizona is the ghetto state but its still coo asf

by Reanna/queen December 8, 2020