King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!

That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.

by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009

hide-the-salami

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.

Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?

by tash and georgy November 12, 2006

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005

Salami Slam

When you slam someone and accidental anal penetration occurs at the end of the slam.

Steve salami slammed his girlfriend last night, no lube no nothin'. He said it was an accident and it flopped right in.

by Beef it 2.0 August 28, 2012

monster salami

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

Hide the Salami

A tradition held by the Delt's Dream of Olivet College. The tradition consists of writing Hide the Salami! on white boards through college campuses.

Every morning all the white boards say Hide the Salami

by Wheelhorse189 October 16, 2009

Salami Mami

A Transvestite

"Hey Bro, want to pick up some Salami Mami's at the club tonight?"
"Bro, Deshawn doesn't even know that he's dancing with a Salami Mami right now."
"Rob got too drunk last night and ended up with a Salami Mami last night."

by Pottymouf February 1, 2018