1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?
Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019
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1.DRINK IT OR WEAR IT. That means if someone makes you a drink, you either have to drink it or wear it.
2.PASSOUT in a public place or with your shoes on you are free game for anything
3.FAGGOT=SHOTS, if you are declared a faggot you must defend your honour by drinking a shot or shots as the case may be
4.COCK 4 TIT if a chick gets her tits out you have to get your cock out
5.JIMMYS MUM, if she shows up someones gotta fuck her
6.SMOKING, if you have papers dont bum a taillor
7.SPILL YOUR DRINK you must lick it up and have a shot
8.CHAMPION RULE If you say "i'm fine" while you are passing out SHOTS!
9.PARTY VIRGINS. If this is your first time partying with us, you HAVE to drink - PARTY RULES
2.PASSOUT in a public place or with your shoes on you are free game for anything
3.FAGGOT=SHOTS, if you are declared a faggot you must defend your honour by drinking a shot or shots as the case may be
4.COCK 4 TIT if a chick gets her tits out you have to get your cock out
5.JIMMYS MUM, if she shows up someones gotta fuck her
6.SMOKING, if you have papers dont bum a taillor
7.SPILL YOUR DRINK you must lick it up and have a shot
8.CHAMPION RULE If you say "i'm fine" while you are passing out SHOTS!
9.PARTY VIRGINS. If this is your first time partying with us, you HAVE to drink - PARTY RULES
by Zion Goldfrapp October 12, 2010
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A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."
by I'll fart on your mom. July 16, 2008
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Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.
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