Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

Running shit

The act of being in charge, to take control.

Did you see Bethany running shit the other day at work when Terri and Jess got into a fight?

by bkv2 April 5, 2013

Prometheus school of running away from things

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

dexy's midnight runners

Despite being constantly termed as a one hit wonder by those not educated about the them, Dexy's Midnight Runners is easily one of the best bands of the 80s. All three of their releases are considered classics among critics, fans and those who actually know the band for more than "Come on Eileen." Their sound changed throughout their discography. They're supposidly releasing a new record in the near future. For the most part their sound can be described as a mix between post-punk, northern soul, and chamber pop.

Dexy fan: Searching for the Young Soul Rebels by Dexy's Midnight Runners is one of the greatest records of all time.
Person: You mean those "Come on Eileen" guys?
Dexy fan: ...you're a tool.

by Avant-Shit November 10, 2007

This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by MoonKnight January 26, 2003

running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

by ltdrifter February 2, 2003