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trail runner

A runner of the more hardcore variety who enjoys running in wooded areas. A paved bike path is NOT a trail. Anything paved in any fashion is in fact, not a trail. A trail runner enjoys the elements. These include, but are not limited to, rainstorms, snow, wind, cold, heat, etc. A trail runner is generally more laid back than a road runner, and yearns to connect with nature and their bodies. Some obstacles trail runners may face are:
rocks, roots, streams, snakes, spider webs, bears, mountain lions, gigantic hills (mountains), mud, fallen trees, branches that stick out into the middle of the trail, very, very long drops that may result in death if they should happen to fall off a single track trail, dehydration, tons of blistering...

Trail runners often run much longer and farther distances than road runners do, including 50k, 50 miles, 100 miles. Many can be found in California, but are found across the US including Colorado, Virginia, West Virginia
"Why is that guy so awesome?"

"Because he is a trail runner."
by cmargheim December 1, 2007
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Rainer

The HOTTEST guy with the BIGGEST DICK and is a mega beast and pwns nubs and pwns everyone in General and is a member of the best vand in the world The Kaws
Man, Rainer is so COOL
by TocoTB January 19, 2009
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Ruined Orgasm

When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.
by Callum6969 May 12, 2009
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Runners chub

The slight boner you get after running a prolonged period of time or after a race.
"Dude I just ran 10 miles and I've got a little bit of a runners chub."
by pacers13579 January 3, 2010
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Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
by Lisita May 15, 2012
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ruined

To verbally insult someone so bad that they are humiliated and are not able to retort.
We got into an argument and I ruined her!
by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007
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childhood ruined

Childhood ruined is happen when you watch things that you shouldnt have seen it but also thinking dirty minded 👌👈 like this.
Childhood ruined is happen when you eat cheese sausage and you press it and white things come out.
by Childhood Ruined 😂 September 20, 2016
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