Rubenator

A small purple uncircumcised dick that can balance 2 bad bitches at the same damn time

Kate: I fucking love your rubenator kid Mexi!
KM: I know snowflake.

by Kate Gehring January 3, 2015

pwning rubes

Pwning Rubes

n.

1.To pwn rubes is to pwn (and/or) own the noob named rubes.
2.Slang, a phrase commonly used on Xbox Live and online PC games.

Joe : hahaha i am pwning rubes.

Joe 2: STFU, i am not a ruben pwn.

by Jack Blackwell July 3, 2006

ruby rube

a pre teen with a 5 year old voice and 90 year old nipples her hairy nonce bruno records her shmiggle videos at 3 am with tuna pasta breath, many people think she’s an idol but she plays mineplex before her bedtime at 9pm her clothes are made of wash clothes that are crusty and has brunos cum on it

person 1: is that ruby rube?
person 2: no it’s RHUBARB RUPPLE
person 1: oh 3 am in bed with bruno
person 2: ughgggghhhhdhfhhfhd

by 3llie b4rry January 11, 2019

RUBE

Un-intelligent lacking in class, a rube is an Idiotic person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam. Most commonly identified as one THADEUS WEINTZEN OF ARLINGTON VIRGINIA. Rube's will occasionally call others :rube" to deflect embarrassment and ridicule from oneself in a vain attempt to be accepted by society.

Gosh darn thaddeus is a RUBE

by Jack of the Islands January 25, 2011

Rube Goldberg

(Verb) To slack off for 4 weeks on a school project while the competition works for the entire time straigt. The night before the project is due have one group member take it home put some crap together and barely make a working project, the next day, at the big competition between many schools, your project wins first place while the other groups project crashes and burns. Your project later falls apart on the bus ride home.

I totally pulled a Rube Goldberg out of my ass on that one, 1st place up in here.

by sander and drill April 19, 2006

rubemosh

A situation where an elaborate or overly complicated process or inordinate amount of effort is performed in a frenetic fashion to get an otherwise simple task accomplished.

Derived from Rube Goldberg's complicated machines that performed simple taks with the behaviors of moshing. rube-mosh

synonym: clusterfuck

"Trying to get anything done at this company is next to impossible. It's a total rubemosh."

by el geofe August 5, 2012

Ruben Arias

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)

You are such a Ruben Arias

by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012