a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008
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Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*
by Because we're retarded August 29, 2018
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The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
by jaymax45 January 15, 2011
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Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013
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Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.
No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.
You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.
Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.
No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.
You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.
A: Man i just got so robbed.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.
by blopppppppp August 17, 2021
Get the robbed mug.A 6-minute short film by Chris Cunningham, commonly found on websites such as eBaum's World, Wimp, etc. Surprisingly, this film plus a 40-page book sells on Amazon for 10 bucks. This video is creepy and haunting, and about a supposed "teenage mutant" who dances in his wheelchair near the end, with lots of flashing lights. Looks like a rave-type thing. Many strange noises and weird images, so be warned.
by Rae* October 10, 2005
Get the rubber johnny mug.Rubber-time is the English translation of the Indonesian phrase 'Jam Karet'. It literally translates as a period of time which is made of rubber or elastic. There is a general acceptance that people will be late. Someone does not appear on time, or is late - shoulders are shrugged. "Oh well, it's rubber time."
Don't expect her to show up at 7:00. She's on rubber-time
Sorry for keeping you waiting. You understand rubber-time, don't you?
Sorry for keeping you waiting. You understand rubber-time, don't you?
by Duplez March 9, 2017
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