Bloody Russia

An angry confused exclaimation. Usually meaning something along the lines of "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Man: "Will you go hump that llama?"
Boy: "Bloody Russia!!!! No way!"

by Daggers October 31, 2007

Cruz Russia

Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.

He is such a Cruz Russia

by Kyddee November 13, 2018

Russia's Red Line

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.

"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."

by 3000 Black Jets of Allah July 16, 2023

You are living in Russia

Ironical euthemism used in answers when somebody asking about anything unstable and that can suddenly change in totally opposite way.Can also be used in statements when telling about such thing.

(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)

"The only thing i can tell about tomorrow's weather-you are living in Russia!"

by Tzoiker January 14, 2010

In soviet russia...

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

by OuchyGrouchy March 1, 2005

Russia

The land of vodka and senpai Putin a land that's totally not a dictatorship it's very cold and has a lot of snow and ice they were able to go to kick back France and Germany and today Russia has a lot gopniks who have a adidas track suit on and drink vodka.

guy 1: I'm from Russia

guy 2: that's cool cyka blyat

guy 1: do you k...
guy 2: rush B

by it.tas.com March 29, 2021

In Soviet Russia...

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

by dj gs68 September 12, 2003