Ruben

A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.

Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.

by therealg123 September 6, 2011

Rueben Barr

A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe

Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late

Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet

Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth

Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it

Gabe: please more daddy

Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch

Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr

by Mr_linguine August 26, 2019

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011

Rubenesque

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.

I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.

by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008

Ruben

Ruben is the type of guy u want. He is sweet, loving, and so fucking loyal. Will do anything to make u happy. He’s so hot and he never breaks a girls heart. If u have a Ruben don’t let him go you’ll regret it.

I had a ruben but I let him go :( I regret that everyday

by ι ℓσνє ιт :) December 11, 2018

Ruben

A very fine ass dude. Usally Salvadorian or Mexican but he has a really big dick and takes care of the girls he loves. Rubens also love soccer.

I love Ruben even tho were not dating he protects me

by Hot ass sexy boy May 7, 2019

Rueben

A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.

"Did you see that Rueben back there?"

"It was like he was made of awesome!"

"Can we get one for our place?"

"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."

by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010