Dick Reset

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.

Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!

by Vince6 January 9, 2012

hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

Faptory reset

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind

Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this

by LittleMissSpud July 14, 2021

Factory Reset

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.

That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!

by Not Stick May 9, 2023

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months

Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset

by A friendly goose August 9, 2023

Social Status Reset

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.

Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.

by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021