reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Readingtitus

The inability to read unless you have more than one book.

Mr, I have readingtitus so I can't read unless I have more books.

by Mr.Explosions February 28, 2020

ReadingFC

The worst team in England :)

did you know ReadingFC are trash

by B.E reading are trash November 9, 2020

reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵

person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro

by shawty bae 🥵🔥👌😆🥶🤣🔫🤞🙏‼️ February 4, 2021

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.

Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)

by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023

accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010