free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.

Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.

by zbrcht June 7, 2009

In range

To be the same age for dating or in the same area.

Tristan: So Dustin, are you and Mckynzie dating?
Dustin: Nah dude, shes not in range

by KingZoomer October 7, 2016

Date range

The start and end dates used by digital marketing analysts when generating performance reports.

Orders up 32% so far this month! Amazing. Yo! What's yo date range?

by BubbleWhat March 4, 2017

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.

While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!

by Jose 22 June 8, 2018

Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 23, 2023

The White Ranger

When you cum into the air and it flies back onto your dick. Then you take your cum covered dick and slap it on a girl's face. Lastly, turn around (like how a power ranger does with explosions in the back) and hear the girl scream.

Brennan: Ayyyyy lmao

Sam: I did it to Kelsey
Brennan: Did what?
Sam: The White Ranger
Brennan: I wish my sister would let me do that to her

by Jabba The Slutt July 28, 2016