Stripper's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced when one sees a stripper walking away with another client before you had a chance to attract her services

I went to go get Bambi before the song was over but she had already walked away with that guy who needed a hair piece. I am experiencing Stripper's Remorse

by Jim Witness September 2, 2013

texting remorse

After sending a text..regret follows immediately after..

sally texts danny something really stupid...really really stupid...and now has texting remorse..

by melo* November 17, 2011

Vagina remorse

when your heart knows what is right but your pussy misses the last guy.

"Bill is so nice, but i have total vagina remorse for Steve."

by Pussycontrol84 November 22, 2013

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

YouTuber's remorse

The sense of utter disappointment after watching a video on YouTube that you believed or were led to believe was awesome.

That new PewdiePie video gave me YouTuber's remorse.

by IDontExist December 31, 2013

gripper's remorse

When her pussy is so tight that it rips off your cock and she feels terrible about it.

Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!

Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?

by rog43 February 17, 2023

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011