Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Release the Crazy

When you let someone (whether trying to date or just meeting someone new) in a little too early on the craziness.

Also: Save the Crazy

Anna: Good luck on your date! Don't release the crazy!

by lmz January 13, 2010

Artic release

The Act of masturbating when it is snowy outside, once ready to release semen, get outside and extract your semen while your penis is submerged in snow

My Friends and I totally did an artic release in the blizzard of 2010

by China Boy 12 August 20, 2011

release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Release the bees.

To throw up violently.

Dinner was fine untill Edward had to much to drink and released a swarm of bees.

by The Strikes of Good Fortune July 11, 2003

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Release the Kraken

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.

"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)

by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011