friending regret

That feeling you get after you add a new friend on Facebook and then realize he/she is not someone you really want to be Facebook friends with.

Dude, this girl from work sent me a friend request on Facebook so I added her, but now I'm totally havingfriending regret.

Confirming those pending friend requests totally gave me friending regret.

by LR_Sara January 30, 2010

drought regret

When somebody broke it off with a girlfriend/boyfriend, and cannot get any action in their new single life. So, they go crawling back to the girlfriend/boyfriend they broke it off with in the first place.

Logan broke up with Mary to have more freedom, but while single Logan couldn't get any girl to have sex with him. Logan's drought regret caused him to go back to Mary, so he could have sex again.

by Intellectual Property November 12, 2012

drinkers regret

Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.

Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.

Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.

Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.

by sleepfan May 3, 2014

orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~

I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~

by kat64 August 14, 2017

the regrettes

"the regrettes" is a kick-ass garage-punk band based in los angles, california. they are a predominately female group with a male drummer (drew thomsen). composed of four members, the band is lead by lead singer and guitarist, lydia night. with brooke dickson on the bass and supporting vocals, and marlhy murphy on backing guitar and leading vocals.

person #1: "hey, have you heard of 'the regrettes'"
person #2: "yeah, i saw them in a fender advert."
person #1: "yeah, i saw that too, but have you heard any of their music?"
person #2: " ofc, they f***ing rock."

by tallgarden September 22, 2020

Live Or Regret

An all in one Variety/Company Channel. Focused on bringing music, streaming, gaming, home remodeling, cooking, comedy, business, life hacks, and much much more! Live Or Regret is a serious streamer and jack of all trades.

Live Or Regret has worked so hard for so many years! You should all give the channel a shot!

by Live Or Regret January 24, 2019

Regent University School of Law

An unranked conservative Christian "law school," founded by ultra-crazy televangelist Pat Robertson, that charges students tens of thousands of dollars a year to tell them all about how the law is really based on Jesus. They are so desperate for legitimacy that they wrote a rambling entry on Urban Dictionary talking about how great they are, inadvertently showing the caliber of their future students--after all, if you make your decision about law school based on an Urban Dictionary entry, you deserve to go to Regent.

Joe: I'm going to Regent University School of Law. The professors are the same quality as Virginia, the people are more laid back than at Yale, the people aren't as viciously competitive like at Duke, and it's fifteen minutes from the beach.

Tim: Seriously? How dumb are you? Do you realize that Regent is an unranked, festering, neoconservative craphole that provides less than a 50% chance of actually getting a job as a lawyer upon graduation?

Sally: Not only that, but you do realize it was founded by Pat Robertson, right? You know, the guy who blamed the Haiti earthquake on a pact they made with the devil, and agreed with Jerry Falwell that pagans, gays, feminists, and abortion supporters were responsible for 9-11?

Joe: Ha! Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Seriously, why would anyone go to Regent?

by lurpythepirate November 27, 2012