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First you start out with two fingers in the vigina the fist then the arm then foot the leg the head then body. Make sure youbpack plenty of food and water you will be hibernating .
He was rebirthing in her
by bunnera May 14, 2015
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Rebirthday

Very often celebrated by people with Cancer who've had a donor stem cell transplant / bone marrow transplant. The infusion day is the rebirthday. The new chimeric you is born on this day and every rebirthday is a celebration of survival.
My actual birthday is March 17th while my rebirthday is January 8th.
I'm 45 years old but counting my rebirthday, I'm only 12 years old.
by The Netherlander January 8, 2020
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snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.
by Cwips February 5, 2004
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fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
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report monkey

plural: report monkeys

Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.

Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.

"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
John: hey Dana just reported me on yahoo answers
Steve: what a fucking report monkey !
by Byron Whiteson August 1, 2009
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Report Car-nage

When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
by DrkBlack January 23, 2009
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