Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.

Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.

by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023

POWER Reading

1) to read a textbook so quickly that only the most important points go into your head.

2) to read while doing an intense activity

Note: POWER must be capitalized

1) "Dude, I don't care about physics, so I POWER read the chapter."

2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."

by thespatula0224 January 12, 2009

Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.

"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack

by BikeMarine June 12, 2010

not ready for prime time

The term to describe one who lacks the necessary level of knowledge,
skill and experience to be considered in the league of experts in a particular field...

The candidate's poor performance in the debate made it clear he/she was

not ready for prime time.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

Var-read

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

Sittin' on Ready

Ready to throw down with a bitch

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017

dinner is ready

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021