*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.

Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.

by Horny Thornley April 2, 2020

Reverse Reach Around

When you tickle your girlfriend's butthole as she pegs you.

To reach around is human. To reverse reach around is divine.

by Goldscurvy May 7, 2024