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sex with agression
“ayo dumbass mf bitchoe you trynna ression?”
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“omg yes 😍”
by sneldood May 20, 2021
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regression culture

The culture of regressing to the days when civil rights and personal freedoms did not exist.
The dangers of regression culture are numerous in this day of age.
by American Memes Research October 21, 2021
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repression suitcase

an analogy for holding too much baggage inside. when the repression suitcase has too many "clothes" inside it or stress, the suitcase will burst. it's important to unload your repression suitcase in an orderly manner to you don't break under the pressure of your trauma.
friend 1: man I feel really overwhelmed and I don't know why.
friend 2: have you unpacked your repression suitcase lately?
friend 1: oh good point.
by short bear December 11, 2022
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Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.
"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"
by anuragbas February 5, 2024
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Rishession

portmanteau of Rishi and Recession.

Caused by the current (at the time of writing) Prime Minister of the UK, Rishi Sunak's policies and lack of economic involvement and investment to the UK economy causing a long-awaited recession. The portmanteau quickly gained traction after a few hours on X (formerly Twitter).
#Rishession

And has been for quite some time.
by TheExplodingEevee February 15, 2024
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repressions

@repressions, the sexiest nigga on discord, sexiest tag on earth and also richest mf out there.
person1: repressions is so hot and sexy

person2: i strongly agree.
by sexylies July 5, 2024
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ape-rehension

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension
by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016
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